Welcome to “Ultimately Nullified” – where I embark upon the insane endeavor of reading and writing about every issue of the Fantastic Four. Issue #1, #2, #3, #4. #5, #6, #7, #8
Issue #9 – The End of the Fantastic Four

“Bulletin! The world-famous Fantastic Four are bankrupt! They have announced plans to dissolve their partnership and sell all their possessions in order to pay their debts!”
This is the newscast that kicks off one of the craziest issues of the early issues of the Fantastic Four, if not their career. The tale opens with Namor, in his 3rd appearance since he appeared in issue #4, watching the broadcast from his undersea throne room. He’s added a few touches to the place since we last saw it in issue #6, including a fishing net hung on the wall like most hip pads in the 60s and 70s. One thing not missing from issue #6? – his framed picture of Sue Storm. With the announced dissolution of the Fantastic Four, Namor’s latest scheme takes shape.
Meanwhile, back in NYC, we learn that Reed bungled some stock investments he made with the team’s money. The other Four try to show their support by offering to use their powers to raise money, but Reed’s to proud to pimp out their cosmic powers for money.

After literally battling off the debt collectors, Ben’s sense of charity is gone and he storms out of the Baxter Building, but not before giving Reed an earful for losing their money. Ben heads over to Alicia Master’s house, where she unwittingly shames Ben into returning to his friend in his time of need. Ben returns just in time to learn that “S.M. Studios” has offered the Four a starring role in their new movie with a million dollar paycheck in return. With renewed hopes, the Fantastic Four humbly hitchhike (!) from NYC to Hollywood, CA.

After a star-struck encounter with many of the stars of the day, the Four are introduced to their film’s producer – Prince Namor himself! We learn that Atlanteans have been watching pirates bury treasure and looting sunken ships for ages and have amassed a rich fortune as a result. Namor used some of this ancient wealth to acquire a film studio. Sporting a cigarette (with holder), smoking jacket and ascot, Namor sets the shooting schedule for the following Monday, allowing the Four to enjoy the west coast scene. Namor actually manages a romantic dinner with Sue, foreshadowing the seams in his underlying scheme.

When shooting starts, the plan is clear: Namor has staged scenes around the individual members of the Fantastic Four (save Sue) that are in fact clever death traps designed to eliminate all obstacles between he and Sue. Reed is duped into battling an actual giant Cyclops, Johnny is the captive of flame-resistant natives, and Ben is left to fight Namor in beach-side hand-to-hand combat.
With those pesky men out of the way, Namor proposes to Sue for her hand in marriage. A proposal she rejects once she learns of his master plan. Before he can force the matter, the remaining members of the team save the day yet again and begin their campaign to beat the sea out of Namor. Sue intervenes, pointing out that a deal is a deal and Namor has yet to hold up his end. Conceding the point, Namor announces “the movie will be produced – - as promised! You will get your money!” In a tragic ending, the rejected prince walks alone in to the sea, with Sue remarking that what he did, he did for love.
The issue ends weeks later with the Fantastic Four basking in the success of the film and for once again having the funds in which to “carry on their unique life’s work.”
The mind reels at the absurdity of this story, and much has been written about it over time. Fred Hembeck lavishly recreated and deconstructed the tale in his book The Complete Essential Hembeck Archives Omnibus . There’s so much here that flies in the face of the persistent continuity of the Marvel Universe, you’d almost swear you’d just read one of DC Comics infamous “imaginary stories” such as “The Amazing Story of Superman-Red and Superman-Blue”. We find Reed, the smartest man in the Marvel Universe bungling stock market investments, the world’s greatest super team hitchhiking from coast to coast, and Namor agreeing to finish a film that actually becomes a hit. One glaring bit of weirdness we’re treated to again are Namor’s apparent powers “of all the creatures who live beneath the sea” including the ability to absorb and release electricity (last seen in issue #6) and a built-in radar sense. These powers only appear in these first encounters, never to be mentioned again.

Ben and Namor are again the two most interesting characters in the book, both largely in their dealings with the opposite sex. The entire scheme to take out ¾ of the team is designed around winning Sue’s hand in marriage, and the sometimes brutal and always loose-cannon Ben Grimm is guided back to helping his friends through the reappearance of Alicia Masters from last issue. The brutal fist fight between Namor and Ben marks the most dramatic point in an otherwise goofy issue, and even contains yet another reversion for Ben from “Thing” form to human due to a random lightning bolt striking at the exact wrong time.
When reading this issue, it is easy to get caught up in the goofy details that are simply nothing more than a silly issue written in 1963 by two creators making up the rules as they go along. For example, the reader is privy to only three scenes from the movie that will go on to be a hit. These include a fight with a Cyclops, a run in with natives, and a fight between The Thing and the producer of the film. If Ray Dennis Steckler had been given a large-scale budget, I imagine this sort of a tale. However, another interpretation is suggested – perhaps this story itself IS the movie as well. In a meta-contextual twist of surreal inspiration, Namor built the film around the rags-to-riches tale of a super-team down on their luck (due to the incompetency of his rival), complete with major movie stars in cameo appearances, fight-scenes galore, and the heartbreak of love lost between Sue and Namor.